Coverdale and Elmer - Beginnings

FROM:isthisloveCoverdale @thedigitalwave.com
TO: Elmerfudd @thedigitalwave.com

SUBJECT: email

Clark,

Wow, I am surprised the email address was correct, didn't realize farmboy hicks could work a computer so well. Impressed.

Anyway, Here's my email address like you asked, don't lose it now. No comments on the name either Elmer, I know about your little obsession with a certain cartoon hunter..don't forget.

Lois.


FROM:Elmerfudd @thedigitalwave.com
TO: isthisloveCoverdale @thedigitalwave.com

SUBJECT: Re: email

Thanks Lois,

I am so please you're 'impressed'.

I don't have an obsession, by the way. I was little when I got the nightlight and other looney toon paraphernalia. As for the email address your cousin helped me decide. It was the one I liked out of the choices that came up.

Coverdale who, what, or where is that?

- Clark


FROM: isthisloveCoverdale @thedigitalwave.com
TO: Elmerfudd @thedigitalwave.com

SUBJECT: email

Hahaha, Oh Clarkie..

David Coverdale is only the lead singer of the most awesome band ever! Haven't you heard of Whitesnake? See now I know what we are going to be doing this weekend. Time to give you a crash course in real music rather that country stuff you listen to now.

Lois

FROM: Clark Kent
TO: isthisloveCoverdale @thedigitalwave.com

SUBJECT: No way!

Lois,

We are not listening to anything this weekend. Isn't it enough you hijacked my bedroom? now you want to put me through that. No, thank you!
Don't call me Clarkie.

- CLARK

FROM: Lois Lane
TO: Elmerfudd @thedigitalwave.com

SUBJECT: Sorry..

Sorry!.. Sorry, I rock and you definitely drool. Come on farmer John, just admit you like the music and I'll quit playing it. Well I won't play it so loudly. I know you like it, I heard you singing the lyrics to 'here I go again' this morning at breakfast.


FROM: Clark Kent
TO: isthisloveCoverdale @thedigitalwave.com

SUBJECT: no subject

Lois, I was only singing it because its been stuck in my head for three days.. THREE days. You..there aren't even words for you. Also the barn loft is MY Space. I go there to think, not hear ballads.

And what are we doing? Talking in email when we argued about this over breakfast. I'll see you after school I suppose..

FROM: Lois Lane
TO: Elmerfudd @thedigitalwave.com

SUBJECT: Re: no subject

Smallville,

You don't think in the loft you brood or mope, how ever one wishes to view it. And yes you did see me after school and I caught you again mumbling words to a white snake song. If you just admit you like them I will stop playing them for a bit.. I promise.

I like this form of communication with you. What I find interesting is the fact you keep responding to me! I think its another one of those things you enjoy and won't cop to.. tsk tsk Clarkie..


FROM: Clark Kent
TO: isthisloveCoverdale @thedigitalwave.com

SUBJECT: no more.

You only like it because you know it irritates me. Again I was singing the words because you keep playing the music over and over.
This is the last time we are exchanging emails while you live in MY bedroom. I only wanted your email incase it was ever needed for an emergency or something.

FROM: Lois Lane
TO: Elmerfudd @thedigitalwave.com

SUBJECT: Re: no more.

Fine.
Oh and YOU have no sense of humour.



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